17 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Alaska

They said if New York has the same population density as Alaska, Manhattan would only have 16 residents. Which begs the question:

Who would ever want to go to Alaska?


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1. Theres nothing there but ice.

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Hayes River

2. Everything is frozen everywhere.

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Glacial River

3. They dont even have flowers there.

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Denali National Park, Alaska.

4. Theres absolutely no place to have a nice boat trip.


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Kenai Fjord


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5. Lets not even talk about the dull, colorless Alaskan nights.


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Bear Lake, Alaska

6. They probably still live under the rocks.


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7. They probably dont even have a real city.


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8. And theres nothing magnificent about their ice carvings.


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Ice Carving Festival, Fair Banks, Alaska

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9. Theres no wildlife to see other than moose and bear.


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Glacier Bay

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10. Snow? Its everywhere. Just look at these mountains.


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Tracy Arm Fjord

11. People there never, ever see the beach.


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Surfing off the coast of Aleutian Island, Alaska.

12. Theres nothing vibrant about its surroundings.


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Mendenhall Glacier Cave

13. Transport? Forget about it, youll be stuck 6 feet under snow.


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14. And theres definitely nothing to see once the snow melts.


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Glacial Valley

15. Dont even think about going on a hike.

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Neacola Mountains

16. It has nothing that will awaken your love for the outdoors.


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Crow Pass

17. So if you want to go on a road trip, Alaska shouldnt be on your list.


Good Fon

Dont go there. Run away.

Source

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